June 2012
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I love Fix Me so much.
annaomgz:
chekhov:
the countdown is on until CSI: Miami makes an episode about a zombie in florida who eats a guys face off
Let’s hope the writers
don’t bite off more than they can chew
You know you're a true 1490's kid if...
zwolfenstein:
You remember the discovery of the New World.
Most TV shows annoy me.
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My mom is still bitching about the house being messy.
My parents need to go to bed because I just bought Fix Me and Aim and Ignite.
I hate having to sit out in the living room. I want my parents to go to bed so I can not have to watch American’s Got Talent.
My mom is bitching about the house being a mess. I’m sorry that a 16 year old does all the cooking, half of the laundry, and most of the cleaning five days of the week, while still trying to enjoy his summer. Sorry the everything isn’t perfect when you get home.
gohomebarbara:
dad: I saw this pun today. my great aunt: What was it? dad: “What time do you go to the dentist? Tooth hurty!” me: You just told that joke to a dentist’s wife.
May 2012
I want an airport extreme so bad.
This one time my dad made us watch “Tyler Perry’s The Family That Preys” as a family because he thought it was a christian movies.
gohomebarbara:
Michelle thought Tyler the Creator created Tumblr.
Oh shit it’s hailin’
My dad just made me lay stepping stones in the middle of a storm because fuck safety.
5th grade
friend: spell ICUP
me: I-C-U-P
everyone: OHH HE GOT YOU SO BAD OH MY GOD BURN WOW OH GOSH MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHING SO HARD THAT WAS SO GOOD
My dad has to make everything a million times more complicated.
finefools:
glamydia:
excuse me urban outfitters i believe you owe my eyes an apology
more like chukka that shit in the garbage
hellms666:
sometimes i think i have a crappy blog until i remember there are blogs who correct did-yuo-kno
chekhov:
rosa parkour
leaping over segregation
clavid:
apparently i’m a slave 4 u is not an appropriate song to put on a powerpoint about the 13th amendment
sensitivefilipino:
triye:
Titty fuckin is the most romantic way to fuck your girl cuz that’s when you closest to her heart
When I was in sixth grade, my dad got a prosthetic leg. This was an extremely scary time. I would go to the bathroom at night and just see a leg sitting there. It was horrible.
A person who doesn't have tumblr showing me...
Them: look
Me: I saw that already
the-local-joke:
pizzaforpresident:
So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….
